Riker: Hey, man. What's up?
He holds out his hand as if for a hi-5. They do, but Riker holds on for a bit too long.
Picard: I'm just so angry. The aliens aren't co-operating.
Riker: I know a cure.
They kiss, and then Picard starts to do Riker in the bum. You can imagine this sequence yourself I reckon, so we'll just skip to the end of the encounter.
Picard: Man that was some good sex.
I think I am pretty good at writing gay fan fic as you have just seen. I didn't really watch Star Trek that much so who knows what I could do if I was more familiar with the characters?
Anyway I reckon this blog is getting more updates, because writing is for cool guys, unlike unemployment which is for people who can't find a job.