Janice: Hello, Janice.
Janice: Talking to yourself? Again Janice?
Janice: I couldn't help it. It was the only path left.
Tyrone: But not the only path for me.
Tyrone: As soon as I heard about-
Janice: No! Don't-
Tyrone: About the email.
Janice: Noooooooo! No one was supposed to know!
Tyrone: Janice, it's out there and it's true.
Janice: How can it be, when I'm...here?
Tyrone: I'm sorry.
John has started writing in a perculiar style. I think it's very easy comedy to write for me, this talking without saying anything much style. I've already done a sketch like this, but I think that this one is going to have to be last one. Ideas are probably better than just rambling.
Unless of course BBC comedy likes rambling.
Please buy my script BBC. Please!