Ted: Evan, wake up.
Evan: What? Did they...?
Ted: I think they're going to.
Evan: Well, next time wait 'til there's some penetration. I'm not paid to collect Zebra Foreplay.
Ted: Don't you think it's beautiful?
Evan: It's just a job, Ted. Money for zebra semen, it's a simple equation.
Ted: I know, I have some of that, but still it could be something more...more glorious if you let it.
Evan: Have you turned into a romantic while I was sleeping?
Ted: I had you going there for a minute though.
Evan: I guess so.
[A brief Pause]
Ted: I love their faces when we take it away from them.
Evan: "Give me back my semen!"
Ted: That is exactly it!