There is a presenter with a puppet called Je Pe Pe.
Je Pe Pe: You haven't please me, Joe.
Presenter: No, no you're not going to-
Je Pe Pe: I'm gonna rape you.
Presenter: No, please I'll do anything.
Presenter arranges Je Pe Pe into the raping position. A cry of "cut" is heard and Je Pe Pe is placed on the floor.
Presenter: Who watches this?
Director: Perverts.
Presenter: Perve-
Director: And their mums.
There is a silence.
Director: Should I have lied?
Enter Producer.
Producer: Um, I've been listening on the mikes. Could I have a word?
Producer takes Director aside and talks to him quietly.
Producer: You should have lied. Actors are fucking mental.
Camera pans to a window which the Presenter is running towards. Cries of "Noooo!" are heard until the Presenter turns around, takes off a mask and runs back to the Producer and Director.
Presenter: (Pointing at the Director) We sure got you!
Director: Who are-
Presenter: (Through gritted teeth) Shut up and wave at the camera.
They all wave as the camera pans slowly to a man weeping.
This started off as me improving someone else's sketch. It ended as one of my more surreal ideas, but luckily got the theme of famous-but-I-don't-know-them across seeing as how I'll be exploring that.
Probably.
