There is no god and I am proof.

Wednesday, 17 February 2010

Superhero Tiem lololol deliberate typo

Window man was just an ordinary window salesmen, until one day he was attacked by bees. He died later that day from the bee attack.

But the time-frame which we are discussing is not later that day. We are discussing mid afternoon, where his delusions taught him to think he was at the height of his power, when in fact he was in a coma. I may have just revealed the ending but if you could forget that I had that would be just great.

Window-Man: I...I saw him die. He fell off the bridge just as I was crossing. I could have saved him.

Emma: How, Window-Man? How could you have saved him? Your powers are not that strong!

Window-Man: Aren't they? [He kills Emma to demonstrate his power] Noooooo what have I done? How truly ironic.

Enter Bees

Window-Man: Fuck you bees! [He opens up a window into the soul of the bees and they see that the true enemies are themselves. They proceed to sting each other] Fuckin' bees.

Window-Man begins to patrol the town, searching for crime to prevent. Then a man made of infinity wanders in and destroys Window-Man.


or was it?....

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