A Window into Men's Souls
A school classroom. A teacher is being harassed by his students.
Mr Glascock: I am trying to teach chemistry!
Student: But what about your glass cock?
All students: hahahaha!
Mr Glascock: I'll show you my glass cock!
Mr Glascock: [Enraged] RAAARGGHHH
Suddenly all the windows shatter and he dives out of them. Not all of them, just one. He's not going in and out like a weird dance.
Later, at the bank.
Mr Glascock: I demand you give me all of the money here!
Penn: Yeah, what?
Mr Glascock squeezes his hand closed and shatters all the glass.
Teller: Is that why?
Mr Glascock: Yes!
Teller: That's more of a threat.
Mr Glascock: I AM THE GLAZIER OBEY ME
Teller: God, whatever [he gives him all the money]
THE GLAZIER leaves.
Bank Manager: Did you give him all the money?
Bank Manager: Why?
The teller squeezes his hand tight and some glass shatters.
Bank Manager: Oh, right.
Later, the army have the GLAZIER surrounded.
Glazier: How did you do this?
Soldier: We didn't bring any glass?
Glazier: My one weakness!
Soldier: A lack of glass is your weakness?
The soldier's gun turns into glass.
Soldier: I'm going to throw this at you if you don't come quietly.
Glazier: God, whatever.
Later at the court hearing.
Judge: I sentence you to death [bangs gavel. GLAZIER turns it to glass just before he does]
Judge: Aaarrghhh. Man, that hurts. [He dies]
Glazier: Can I go then?
THERE WE GO. It was too long, had too many all caps and while I was writing it I wasn't wearing any clothes.
oh sexy images. If only I had mentioned that earlier this post might have been sexier. GET USED TO IT.