This next sketch is about plastic surgeons.
Is Plastic Fantastic?
We open in the middle of a documentary style program, only because it helps me skip to the funny bits quicker. Matt the cosmetic surgeon is sitting on a chair being interviewed. Tina, the interviewer, is out of shot.
Matt: I'm the best plastic surgeon in the world. I made you into a woman.
Tina: I've always been a woman.
Matt: You'd think so. I'm the best.
Two surgeons are having a plastic surgery fight. After each body part is mentioned, it is shown on the surgeons.
Andrew: I gave you breasts.
Liam: So? I made your hands lobster claws.
Andrew: Whatever. I gave you a vagina-
Liam: Uh, I've still got a penis.
Andrew: I gave you a vagina instead of an anus.
Liam: So? I gave you my heart.
Andrew: Can I do you in the vagina/anus?
Liam: What else is it for?
Andrew: Are you on birth control?
Andrew: That's a real vagina.
Cut to 9 months later and in a hospital.
Andrew: Just one more push!
So there we go, a beautiful tale about people that change people's profile pics sorry I mean faces. And bodies. A noble profession indeed.
Sex you later! (That's future-talk for goodbye. BACK ME UP ON THIS)