JUST KIDDING YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME SO EASY
Also I didn't go for a run today so it isn't going to be pretty. The script that is. It is likely to contain unfunnyium. It is unlikely to contain traces of humour.
Also it's not a script it's a pitch for a gameshow.
Okay, so we've all heard of Deal or No Deal, a game based on complete chance, but there was at least an element of greed there, whether you should risk it for the large dollars or not. That is not how it is in my game show. You give your money to someone and they then try to get the most money they can for you. However, they might just steal it and take it home. But at any stage they can take 20% and gamble for loads or take 50% and play it safe or just run off with your cash. Somehow the rules will be tweaked enough for balance.
Now, there are also monkeys eating your shoes. This is quite a major part of it. It's set on these moving platforms over the jungle and wild animals are allowed on the vines in between the platforms. And they will kill you.
And no clothes allowed.
Right, so that was the result of me having to fill time and shit.
I will not be pestering people to read this.