Gordon Brown: Allow me to reiterate the fact the Mr Cameron's immigration policy will not work.
Davey: Oh, am I a bigot? Are you going to call me a bigot now?
McBroon: No I-
Davey: Ladies and gentlemen, this man hates all voters and I have proof.
Clegg: Look at them arguing. It's fucking pathetic.
Cameron: Here is the proof! It's a drawing I did of Brown sitting in a chair and I drew in his thoughts.
Closeup on the picture when David Cameron pulls it out of his pocket. It is Brown thinking about stabbing people.
Dave: This man here in the blue shirt [he points to the picture] looks very similar to that guy in the blue shirt [points into the audience].
Clegg: Are you fucking joking?
Everyone votes for Clegg and then we get a good country.
That's sort of a best case scenario. Anyway I might update again later today.