Geoff: Why hello there!
Trev: I guess?
Trev: Could you....stop?
Woman walks by.
Geoff: I work for the Make a Wish Foundation.
Trev: And someone wished there would be an obnoxious man shouting pleasantries at people?
Geoff: Yes! Hello to you! [Geoff slaps Trev]
Enter Simon. Simon is a young boy who is pathetic and I bet when he is away from this script he irritates his brother by FUCKING SINGING all the time and making rude comments and gahhh what a FUCKING DICK.
Simon: Hello Geoff.
Geoff: Aren't you dying? I have to be a dick because you're dying.
Simon: I'm not dying. Perhaps somebody else is?
Trev: So you're just a dick?
Geoff: No, no. He's dying. I saw him in hospital.
Simon: Did you?
Geoff: I...I thought I did. But if you're alive, maybe I'm insane.
Trev: Wanna bum?
The Who plays.
So there we go, some klassic komedy for anyone who loves that kind of ting, mon.