There is no god and I am proof.

Monday, 12 July 2010

I writ this at da Bus Stop




Too gangsta fo you. Anyway, I can PROMISE that from now on there will be a new sketch every monday AT THE VERY LEAST. So, we are all happy that way. Anyway here is today's script that I wrote on Friday at the bus stop.

On fancy pants paper.

The Thrill of Complaint
A dystopian future.

Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH

ALL OUR WORST FEARS

Woman: Oh no!

HAVE COME TO PASS

Man: The mail warned us about this! I have 5 wheelie bins and I have put them out on different days!

Child: why father

Man: THE PC BRIGADE


Woman: You can't even stab your children anymore.

MEDDLING BUSYBODIES

Man: There are speed cameras everywhere! I can't even speed!

Dan: But accidents have gone down. There are less child deaths!

DAN SHUT UP YOU ARE A PAEDO

Dan: [Leers]



IT'S NOTHING LIKE THE 50s.

Man: This is Blair's Britain!

Child: [cries]


So. Exciting new images thing and stuff.

Amazing. Anyway I had a good idea today which I'm going to post tomorrow and you'll all laugh and hahah ahahahahahaha.

That'll be you.

3 comments:

Fenghar The Nord said...

I really need to poop right now

Apocalyptus said...
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Apocalyptus said...

Diggin' the illustrations, man. I feel like I'm there.