Too gangsta fo you. Anyway, I can PROMISE that from now on there will be a new sketch every monday AT THE VERY LEAST. So, we are all happy that way. Anyway here is today's script that I wrote on Friday at the bus stop.
On fancy pants paper.
The Thrill of Complaint
A dystopian future.
ALL OUR WORST FEARS
Woman: Oh no!
HAVE COME TO PASS
Man: The mail warned us about this! I have 5 wheelie bins and I have put them out on different days!
Child: why father
Man: THE PC BRIGADE
Woman: You can't even stab your children anymore.
Man: There are speed cameras everywhere! I can't even speed!
Dan: But accidents have gone down. There are less child deaths!
DAN SHUT UP YOU ARE A PAEDO
IT'S NOTHING LIKE THE 50s.
Man: This is Blair's Britain!
So. Exciting new images thing and stuff.
Amazing. Anyway I had a good idea today which I'm going to post tomorrow and you'll all laugh and hahah ahahahahahaha.
That'll be you.