Yeah, anyway. Going to a week long drama thing, but also hoping to see inception tomorrow. Just went for a run, got ma ideas on and this one is set in an office. What was that sound? It was your mind. You are truly awake for the first time in your life.
An office. A meeting. A dashing young man is presenting to the companies board of directors.
John: I tell you a story! Of a dreamer. And there is a twist at the end. You will be surprised.
François: And you see, if we take a risk, we only run the risk...OF SUCCESS
John: François' words were powerful. But what does Mr Green think?
Mr Green: Well yes, but we must think of the company.
John: FUCK YOU MR GREEN
François: To HELL with the company!
John: François, let's run away together. We'll buy an orchard and you can sing me songs and buy me shoes.
Mr Smith: Isn't there any way we can incorporate your ideas in a safer way?
François: I don't know if there's any way to trial it without revealing its whole nature.
John: Your hair is beautiful, François. Do you use like a conditioner?
François: You're a production company, you take risk!
Ms Harman: We take risk, but we can't show child pornography.
John: But that's the best kind of pornography!
François: There's artistic justification! The child pornography is but the final note of a visual crescendo.
John: Oh, François, your words. They
Mr Smith: But there are others out there who only revel in the destruction of art via the masses. They can't be reasoned with because they don't reason with reason.
John: They intoxicate me.
François: I have a gun!
François pulls out a knife.
Mr Green: That's not a gun!
John: This is a gun!
He pulls out a gun and shoots everyone in the scene before pointing the gun at himself.
John: The twist? I AM FRANÇOIS!
OH MY GOD DID ANYONE SEE THAT COMING?
Shit I forgot to put weed comedy in with the office comedy. Goddammit I am so stupid.