John: Oh, a light turned on in the middle of the day.
Turns it off.
John: It was probably a mistake.
Scene 2 In Which John finds a second light turned on
John: I'll just turn this off.
Turns it off.
John: Maybe they forgot about the global energy crisis.
Scene 3
John turns off a light
John: It could be a different person.
Scene 4
John: Why is it on now?
Turns it off.
John: What purpose does it serve? It gives out no light.
Scene 5
Turns off a light.
John: It's the middle of Summer. The only time people need this light is if they happen to be making breakfast at 1 o clock in the morning.
Scene 6 At the Dinner Table
John: So, whoever is torturing me like this, can you please stop? I'm finding it very hard to sleep knowing energy is being wasted.
Sarah: Actually, I've been wondering who it is as well. I think we can all agree not to turn it on again.
Scene 7
Comes across a light turned on.
John: Just stop! I don't care who it is, just stop turning the light on! I'm losing my mind!
He kneels down.
John: Why!? Why would someone do this?!
He begins to weep, but in the middle of it, turns off the light.
Scene 8
John: Okay. I'll turn this off and wait. We'll see who keeps turning the light on.
Scene 9
Someone is scuttering about near the light switch. John wakes up behind the futon.
John: What? Who's there?
Goblin: It is me, the Goblin that wastes Electricity.
John: More like the Goblin of being a bender.
John hits the goblin with the halberd.
John: [turns to camera] Don't be a Goblin Bender. Turn off the light.
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