Everything is great.
Photoshop comes along.
Microsoft Paint defeats Photoshop.
Everything is great again.
That is the storyline and now here is a quick extract.
Paint Brush: He's too powerful! I can't defeat him!
Line Tool: Just remember how expensive he is. And how long he takes to open files.
Paint Brush: Oh yeah.
[Somehow these weaknesses are used to defeat Photoshop]
Paint Brush: Woo.
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