Can you follow it through?
Follow.
Follow.
Follow.
Me.
Kicks In.
Boom: Woah.
Tick Tock: Yes.
Band: It hurts.
Tin Man: Only me.
Tick Tock: Only us.
Boom: Only darkness.
Band: Follow.
ASCII: /||\
Band: That was crap.
Boom: Boom.
Tick Tock: Boom x 2.
Boom: Comedy starts now.
Rabbits
Everyone loves rabbits alright, so this sketch should get me the popular vote. You know, the people that normalwieser watch Two Pints.
Greg: Hello, Craig.
Craig: Hello Greg. You are gay.
Pause for laughter.
Craig: I saw you watch High School Musical. Do you want to sex me?
Greg: Oh no. What you saw was a hilarious misunderstanding.
Craig: Look at my green cock!
Craig begins to jump on the table waving his willy around. It is green.
Craig: I ate loads of coins. Isn't that MENTAL?
Greg: It is mental. Or is metal?
Craig: That was the wrong balance.
Enter the Joke Police.
Joke Police: We heard there was a disturbance.
Craig: Yeah, Greg used the wrong kind of humour. We normally go for the shitty references and the shock gags, but the guy used a pun.
Joke Police: Okay. We know what we're doing. Greg, it's time to come with us now. We'll take you away from here and put you in a nice intellectual comedy.
Greg: I...I'd like that.
Right, that was very exploratory and it got away from me for a while, but I think by the end I wrestled it into submission. Death to the tea-makers. Woah, that was too random. I don't like that kind of humour and it sort of came out.
Camels.
Stop it.
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