Terry: Hey kids, welcome to the show.
Terri: Today we'll be talking about arson!
Terry: Don't we talk about that every week?
Terri: Yeah, we do. Now give me a kiss.
Terry: Nice kiss, sis!
Terri: Thanks. Today's show we'll be talking about petrol and how it can be used to invoke that most primeval of instincts, fire.
Terry: You can find petrol at a lot of places but today we'll be concentrating on stealing it from a petrol station.
Terri: Now to do this you will need:
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Terri: A bucket.
Terri: A scape-goat.
Terry: A petrol station. You can usually find them with the help of some sort of map.
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Terri: Once you've got your ingredients you'll need to go your petrol station. Calmly place the bucket under the nozzle and press it in. At this point you'll want to hide a bit and put your scape goat in clear view.
Terry: And you're done. You've gathered your petrol. Tune in next week and we'll be showing you the petrol bomb. Bye kids, and remember...
Terri and Terry: Burn the world!