Announcer: And it's Wells coming up the inside, he's taken possesion and - yes - he's kicked the ball into the stands. The ball-boy comes out with another ball, Wells punches the ball-boy and takes the ball and kicks it into the stands.
Second Announcer: This is unheard of in Footballe. He has kicked another ball out of the stadium, and is now returning to his goal.
Announcer: Wait! He's standing up! He's run onto the pitch and taken the ball from the hands of the goalie. He has kicked it into the stands.
Second Announcer: He's being lead away by the Police.
Announcer: He's broken free! He's running to the top of the stadium, I don't believe this Wells is pulling a sniper rifle.
Second Announcer: For those just joining us, Wells is at the top of the stands and has just shot 6 of the last 7 balls in HillSide Stadium.
Announcer: Wells has just dived from the top of the stands and is...Wells is flying like Superman.
Second Announcer: Perhaps more like the Green Lantern.
Announcer: Or Captain Marvel?
Second Announcer: Whoever he's like, Wells has just kicked the last ball out of the stadium.
Announcer: This will go down in Footballe history.
Second Announcer: Wells has just saluted the stadium and flown to the moon.
Announcer: I am naming my child Wells. He is so awesome.
I love this sketch idea.