I feel my run may have exacerbated the problem.
Live Free, Die Sexy
TV Exec office, this guy is pitching to this other guy. You get the idea; it's been done so many times then why am I doing it again? Trust me with this, if you like puns you're gonna like this one.
Tom: So, ideas?
Peter: Okay, it's an airline-
Peter: Run by chimps. Title: Serve peanuts, Get Monkeys.
Tom: Gold. Here's a cheque for infinity pounds.
Peter: Next idea: It's an airline-
Tom: Been done before.
Peter: Run by vampires. Title: Creatures of the Flight.
Tom: [on his buzzer] Tracy I'm gonna need some new pants, these are all covered in my semen. Where now?
Peter: It's an airline-
Tom: Sounds terrible. Leave the pitch on my desk.
Tom: Now, now Peter. You know the only butts I like are the ones on secretaries.
Peter: Okay, I'll write it up.
It is later and dark outside. Tom is sitting down to look at the pitch on his desk.
Tom: My god. [He pulls out a gun.] I am not worthy of existing in the same universe as this idea. [He shoots himself]
Peter: I hope he liked my idea about a gameshow based around shaving.
COMEDY GOLD! But seriously, I think this is actually a good sketch. I mean I could imagine seeing this in That Mitchell and Webb Look. One of their worse sketches, but it could be good.
Actually, most of their sketches are observational, aren't they? I guess this explains the lack of gameshows about shaving.
I hope you understand my underlying message that Jesus is our saviour. Not those dirty immigrants.