The Trial of Doctor Xeborc

Judge: Doctor Xeborc, you are charged with having a silly name. How do you plead?

Xeborc: Guilty, your majesty.

Judge: I sentence you to 10 years of getting disability benefits.

Xeborc: Oh. How horrible.

Xeborc is pleased at this news, because he intends to keep his current job as a marketing executive.

Xeborc is an evil genius. Emphasis on the evil.