It's Thimble

Voiceover: Hello Thimble!

Thimble waves.

Voiceover: What's Thimble got today, children? Is it another of his magical sweets?

Thimble shakes his head.

Voiceover: Has Thimble got a train set?

Thimble shakes his head.

Voiceover: Is it Thimble's pet puppy?

Thimble slowly shakes his head, and draws a gun from his pocket. He just as slowly pulls the gun to his own head and pulls the trigger.

Voiceover: Thimble? THIMBLE?! He was so young kids. So damn young! (Begins to weep)

Cbeebies ident: And that's it for another exciting episode of Thimble. Next time, Thimble tackles Abortion, how it sometimes fails and why mummy cries when she looks at you.

Happy Bedtimes, children!

The Good Proffessor Has News

Hello.

Am taking a break from treasure hunting to bring you an important update. My nemesis has found my artwork, the two headed poem, and intends to blackmail me. I think it would be best if you could track down the piece and secure its safety.

Thanks.

Games to be Played

It's a very simple mind game to be played with a friend. Obviously, like most mind games don't tell the person you're playing it with that you're playing.

Here are the rules. Try to get your friend to say the word "what". Time yourself doing so. Obviously the quicker the time, the better you are at the game. If your friend finds out you are playing, they will probably try to play with you and get you to say it. This is one of the many joys of the game.

Sketch Idea

Anthropomorphised keyboard. Get's typed on. The Keyboard is like the estate and the keys are like individual characters, so the space bar could be a slut or something, because she always gets touched? I don't know, man, I just come up with the ideas.

Peace out, home dawgs.

New Sketch Idea

Yo, homeboyz! It's Grand Designs...in da hud!

I be turning dis old crack-den into a well bling whore house, holmes.

Alright, I can't do the way they talk, but if I do turn this into a proper script-idea, then I'll hire some gang-member to write it for me.

You know, because of all the bling I have in my house.

Bitey McBiterson

In he strolls, a pistol in his holster, a knife on his belt. He walks up to the counter and orders.

"Three gobstoppers, bitte." He orders with a slight German accent. The woman at the counter gasps. None have survived three, her eyes seem to say.

He takes his gobstoppers from the counter and then, in front of everyone, places each one carefully into his mouth. He chews each in a matter of seconds, without the slightest pain in his jaw. He slowly walks out of the Sweet Shop Saloon and glances around before remounting his horse.

These are the adventures of Baron von Iron Jaw. The new series this Autumn on BBC2.

More City Names

Community Village - We have fooled you, technically this is a town.

Corporations - We're so evil.

Looooove Centre - Ain't no party that we ain't at.

When snails attack! Chairs! In Newark!

It's a riveting tale of snails attacking chairs in Newark. Laugh and cry along with Jeremy (the host) and you'll learn what real friendship is.

The Trial of Doctor Xeborc

Judge: Doctor Xeborc, you are charged with having a silly name. How do you plead?

Xeborc: Guilty, your majesty.

Judge: I sentence you to 10 years of getting disability benefits.

Xeborc: Oh. How horrible.

Xeborc is pleased at this news, because he intends to keep his current job as a marketing executive.

Xeborc is an evil genius. Emphasis on the evil.

Names for the City

Felt Town - Where everything is made of felt, except for the things in Felt Town.

Rustle City - Oooooooooh. I'm embarrassed.

InApr0priaTelY CapItalIsED CIty - It's aMazINg.

These are all ideas for the sketch show city name. Maybe the name could change? I don't know.

Yet Another Character

Standford. He stands alone.

Seriously, he wears a trenchcoat, sunglasses and a trilby hat. He stands under lamposts and phones people up. And tells them about himself.

There's a dark truth to Standford. He really does stand alone. Until he meets his new girlfriend, Cheryl. She completes him, and he no longer stands alone.

Also, before he meets Cheryl, he sometimes follows random people just to scare them.

Characters Galore

It's a superhero who is a Bat, but also a platypus. I know, it actually hurt my brain how awesome this idea is. He has all the powers of a bat, and all the powers of a platypus.

GoblinTron. He isn't a superhero, but is a villain, Batypus's nemesis. He is a Goblin, who had an accident, and now his entire left side is robotic. He has an evil claw and a goblin hand. He has a small crime empire based in the town.

Another gang of supervillains, the Bungees. They bungee-jump around, into banks and things and steal stuff.

That's the main gang. Perhaps I'll add more. I don't think Powerful Man comes into this.